“Jules, does mike tanner ever use the implements from the videos on you?  If so, which one is the worst one?”
—carolyn, boston, ma

A. Does he!???  I’m ususally the first one to experience his dreadful arsenal of implements, a position I will gladly give up to the first sucker…I’m mean girl that comes along :D

Truth be told, my Daddy uses whatever he decides is appropriate when he disciplines me. If he feels the offense doesn’t warrent an implement, he gives me a very hard hand spanking. Anyone who has ever experienced his hand will testify that it’s no walk in the park. However, if he has to discuss a matter more than once, or I do something that puts myself in danger etc…he goes for the big guns!

If you ask me they’re all awful and should be destroyed. The family strap makes me quiver before he even strikes me with it. However, the way in which he uses it, accompanied by his words, really gets to me. He knows exactly how to get into my head, and that’s a good thing. It’s definitely a love/hate relationship.

The new Tanner Reformatory Strap…well…let’s just say that I’m seriously considering having a bonfire. It’s evil. The devil has many faces, and this strap is definitely one of them. Don’t believe me? Check out this video of four girls getting strapped. It’s horrible.

However…the winner of the worst Mike Tanner implememnt of 2011 is….drum roll please….THE LICKIN STICK! Hate isn’t strong enough of a word to describe this horrid excuse for a spanking implement. Stealing it, hiding it, or burning it is not good enough. I’m thinking of contacting Tony Soprano and putting a hit out on it. It’s not just the implement — it’s the position that he puts you in — on all fours – butt high in the air — skin stretched out — GRUELING!  It’s so innocent looking too.  Small, thin, ruler like, not much to look at, but MAN is it lethal!  The sting when it hits my bottom makes my skin crawl. I actually want to jump up and punch whoever is ever holding at the time, in the face! Not advised, especially when it’s Daddy Tanner. So do these girls who got a taste of the lickin stick’s fury, I’m sure!

So that’s my answer…and I’m STICKING to it!

B.  My question to YOU.  Which implement is your worst?  Which is your favorite?  And Why?  I think it’s so fascinating that we all share the same fetish, but the specifics of what makes each one of us tick is so different.